What?! Begins Season With Hotter Hands

 Top 13 List of Things That Occurred


13. Eric A got to QB 2 games in a row.
12. Coen was so mesmerized by work that he forgot about coming to the game.
11. Ryan brothers continue harassment of other team QB's. Arrests pending.
10. Elaina has more/as many catches as half the team for the season.
9. Felix does just enough to put ONE number on the stat sheet to prove that he actually played.
8. Alex begins his What?! career with a stat filled debut.
7. Alison gets mugged by guy on the other team on catch attempt.
6. James forgetting about the "touch" part and almost blasting a kid near the sidelines.
5. Alja asks other team politely for help in throwing a touchdown, and they oblige.
4. Eric S with 2 gift-wrapped TD's
3. Matt asks to have a 2 point attempt interception removed, 2 weeks in a row.
2. Offense seeing only 5 minutes of game time in 2nd half as defense took over the field with pick sixes.
1. Lance about to drop some "ginger douche" hippy bike-loving kid.

PLAY OF THE GAME: Eric S's interception on the 2nd play of the game sets the tone.
PLAYER OF THE GAME: Lance, plays one half and fills out the stat sheet and scoreboard.