What?! Begins Season With Hotter Hands

 Top 13 List of Things That Occurred


13. Eric A got to QB 2 games in a row.
12. Coen was so mesmerized by work that he forgot about coming to the game.
11. Ryan brothers continue harassment of other team QB's. Arrests pending.
10. Elaina has more/as many catches as half the team for the season.
9. Felix does just enough to put ONE number on the stat sheet to prove that he actually played.
8. Alex begins his What?! career with a stat filled debut.
7. Alison gets mugged by guy on the other team on catch attempt.
6. James forgetting about the "touch" part and almost blasting a kid near the sidelines.
5. Alja asks other team politely for help in throwing a touchdown, and they oblige.
4. Eric S with 2 gift-wrapped TD's
3. Matt asks to have a 2 point attempt interception removed, 2 weeks in a row.
2. Offense seeing only 5 minutes of game time in 2nd half as defense took over the field with pick sixes.
1. Lance about to drop some "ginger douche" hippy bike-loving kid.

PLAY OF THE GAME: Eric S's interception on the 2nd play of the game sets the tone.
PLAYER OF THE GAME: Lance, plays one half and fills out the stat sheet and scoreboard.

Game 1 Results

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*1 of Matt's 2 Int's came on a 2 point attempt, AGAIN.*

What?! Look To Start New Winning Streak

Looking to avenge their heartbreaking quarter-final defeat in the Spring season, What?! went through a grueling off-season and made major acquisitions to retool its roster. Even though it was only a scrimmage, What?! aimed to regain their rhythm as they prepared to steamroll through their division and bring home the ring.

Under the balmy Sunday afternoon sun, What?! found themselves with the ball to start the game and drove methodically, deep into their opponent's territory. Unfortunately, due to rust accumulated from traveling in the Sahara desert and Middle East, a errant Matt on-the-run pass attempt in the Red Spice Red Zone was intercepted by Los Touchitos.

As Touchitos marched towards What?!'s end-zone, a big interception by Tara was negated by the fact that Chris had sacked the QB before the throw. Nonetheless, lightning struck twice as Lance (who had just run from the train station right onto the field to play defense) intercepted the next pass. A back and forth scoreless possession battle between the two teams ensued, until Touchitos, aided by a borderline call by the "Asian-ref-not-named-Felix" on a deep throw and catch on the sideline, scored their first TD with a pass over the middle that Felix barely missed picking off. (The Touchitos receiver juggled and barely held on to the tipped pass).

Scrimmage Results

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* 1 of Matt's 2 interceptions is under review as "someone" (Matt) pointed out that it occurred during an extra point attempt and should not count. *

RESULT: Interception will stand as the opponent could have gotten 2 points on the play. - Eric A

Matt's Playbook

Information is accurate except for the lack of a receiver in the backfield.